February 2012
“butt out of my butt!”
– my dad oh my god why am i laughing
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godheadcomplex:
AR confirms that dirk wants to ask jake out
jane drops out of the running and encourages jake to be with dirk
jake is Totally Accepting and on top of that he Wants To Date Dirk
all evidence points to either jake or dirk or both dying violently in the upcoming updates
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tomsjiggle:
you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW
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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
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i’ve never been as hungry before in my life sweet JESUS
I’M GOING TO EAT THIS LAPTOP
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Somebody That I Used To Know | Gotye feat....
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00sjams:
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fivetier:
New headcanon.
Mindfang was actually a massive fucking dork who wrote fanfiction about herself.
Vriska mistook her journal as gospel.
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bloodtier:
when i say otp i dont actually mean “one true pairing” because having only one would be terrible
what i actually mean is i sail this ship so hard that my feelings will make the boat change form into a rocket ship and i will pierce through the atmosphere with how much i want these two to be doki doki
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feferihipstersparkles:
you’ll never take me alive
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holy fuck one of my favourite mix dj people on 8tracks idk what you call ‘em
but they just followed me omg i’m GONNA PEE??
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lilacscreams:
3OH!3 - Streets of Gold - My First...
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attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you taLKING ABOUT
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
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